November 2, 2009

I Know What You Didn't Do This Weekend

Usually I like Halloween and the opportunity to dress up. And luckily, as a happily married man, I don’t have to worry about “impressing the ladies” with my clever disguise in the hopes of scoring a phone number or two. But if I were in that boat… I’m pretty sure I’d reject the following pair costumes out of hand – both of which I actually saw “in action” – and painfully unsuccessfully so at a local watering hole this past weekend.

So sad.

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