November 30, 2009

Show Me That Smile Again!

Kirk Cameron is at it again. He is going around to college campuses trying to convince people that evolution is an evil attempt by "athiest scientists" to destroy God.

Of course, I'll avoid making the point that if the god in question is truly the omnipotent being that Kirk believes him to be, that any such attack would be destined to fail, and therefore, his crusade is kind of unnecessary... and I am certainly of the camp that everyone is entitled to their own religious beliefs... but still, young Master Seaver - at least make sense. Is that asking too much?

Here's an old Bill O'Reilly appearance that someone has "enhanced" for your entertainment, followed by a video shot just recently, where Cameron debates a college student and gets his rebuttal kicked.

November 27, 2009

John, Paul, George and Little Scotty?

Hope everyone has slept off the effects of the sleepy-making turkey dinners and the even more sleepy-making Lions and Raiders and Giants, oh my!

Here for your viewing enjoyment is a documentary from the future... it's all about how the Beatles will be perceived one thousand years from now. Enjoy!

November 26, 2009

No, Virginia...

Seriously, this Santa Claus is chosen after a long audition process. It's an honor and a privilege to be the Kris Kringle selected to close out the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade... and all you have to do is smile, wave, and lip-synch one line of dialogue. Too bad this Santa was less St. Nick and more Milli Vanilli.

November 24, 2009

What's Not Up With Dat?

Second time around, and now I am convinced. This is the funniest recurring skit on SNL in quite some time, if not of all time. Call me a fan…

November 20, 2009

Forget New Moon - These Guys Are The Ones Who Suck!

They’re called Jedward. They have nothing to do with Twilight, but what they are is simply the hottest thing on British television these days. Jedward is a pair of twins who have somehow made it to the final six of the televised singing competition called X Factor – with our old friend Simon Cowell on the judging panel. I say somehow, because the two brothers have less innate talent than Sanjaya Malakar and Heidi Pratt combined.

If these guys were on the Ick Factor, I could see success… and one can only hope the British public is simply “having a go” at Cowell and the rest of the show’s creators by continuing to support these clowns. Take a gander at their latest fiasco…

Thierry Henry's Worst Nightmare?

Sorry for the lack of a post yesterday, and a short one today, folks. Consider us on “holiday schedule” until after the Turkey Day festivities of next Thursday. Once December rolls around we’ll get back to our Monday-to-Friday posting schedule, but until then, we may miss a day or two along the way.

But to make it up to you, please enjoy the worst goalie in soccer history.

November 18, 2009

Doogie = Funny

This week, Neil Patrick Harris joined the ranks of those celebrities who have taken to the Twitter under the name, ActuallyNPH. Any question as to whether he would utilize this powerful communications tool for good or for horribleness was immediately answered within his first batch of tweets.

En- WAIT FOR IT - joy!

· My first tweet, peeps. I apologize in advance for my slow learning curve. Nice to (sort of) meet you. It's amazing how quickly 140 charac

· Holy Pete, so many responses! Thanks, gang! I'm still trying to figure out which button does what..! And this 140 character limit is craz

· 'Morning. Reading backlog of responses and sipping coffee. How many times should one tweet per day? BTW this character limit hokum is pis

· Prfkt. Thx 4 L th advyc evry1. This s a way ezr way 2 cmuNik8. Un42n8ly, itz takn me 3 hrz 2 ryt, but itz much pre4d 2 gtn cut off lyk i u

· Ok. So. Now that I've figured out this 140 character stuff, get this - Tim Gunn bursts out of his room, walks right up to me and says, "Ne

· Alright, alright. I'm done with the '140 character' running gag. Sorry, it makes me laugh. But as my wise father Ron always says, "Know w