October 14, 2009

Universal Truths

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… you can get real far in your life if you simply accept certain universal truths:


(1) Every television show would be better if it had a dinosaur.

(2) Every radio station needs to play more “Roxette.”

(3) Kids love monkeys… because monkeys is funny.


Accept it. It’s true.


I’m still working on the empirical evidence for the first two, but as for No. 3, I give you Nina Conti and her funny monkey:


1 comment:

  1. I"m not going to lie, I mostly clicked on that link because she looked hot...but that was very entertaining!

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