I coach my 6-year-old's soccer team, and just received the list of names on the "randomly selected roster" of kids who I will attempt to whip into a goal-scoring machine by the end of the Spring.
For some reason though, of the seven players on my team, FOUR of them have the same first name. Seriously? Nobody thought to look at the list before finalizing it?
Just imagine... "Hey Bruce, sub in. For who? Bruce. No, not Bruce... Bruce. No! Bruce!" What a coaching nightmare!