At Least It's Not Vampires

MTV is apparently casting a new scripted television series very loosely based on the Michael J. Fox movie, "Teen Wolf." It's being touted as a "dramatic thriller with a buddy-comedy element at the center and a romantic plot line."



Well, thank goodness it sounds focused. Apparently, a "dork" will get bitten by a wolf and get superpowers, including the magical ability to bring sexy back. Then, of course, after being declared a primo hottie by the girl-erazzi at school, a new stranger in town will usurp his newfound BMOC-ness.

And yes, he'll also be a secret werewolf... an EVIL werewolf.

All that's missing is Speidi, and you've got a train wreck that will pull in a 30 share.

Sigh.