Chasing the Chicken

Oh, those wacky college kids!

Maybe if the school's basketball team ever actually made it to the NCAA Tournament, they'd be less inclined to create their own forms of March Madness at Northwestern.

Here, we see what happened when a freshman was charged with going around campus dressed as a chicken in order to promote awareness for the upcoming dance marathon for charity.

Perhaps he should have hatched a better exit strategy before wandering into the lair of this organic chemistry professor, who seemed unwilling to stray from his scheduled lesson plan…

Now this is how you take over a college campus...