I've Got A Fever...

For those of you who have been waiting all weekend to find out the results, below are the “answers” to Friday’s “How Much Would You Pay” Quiz…

Comedy Group 1

Demetri Martin	50
Tracy Morgan	40
Richard Lewis/Susie Essman	35
Jim Breuer	29

Seriously? I guess having been on SNL doesn’t carry any weight at all these days.

Comedy Group 2

Dane Cook	110
Chelsea Handler	65
Carlos Mencia	59
Jeff Ross/Dom Irrera	35

Not surprised at all by Cook, but Chelsea Handler second? Not even if she juggled her assistant Chuy.

Female Singers/Bands

Melissa Etheridge	102
The Pointer Sisters	75
Kelly Clarkson	59
Demi Lovato	49

Etheridge isn’t my cup of tea, but I get it. However, exactly how relevant is “The Neutron Dance” these days?

Male Singers/Bands

Rob Thomas	86
Englebert Humperdink	75
Blink 182	65
Daughtry	39

This one actually doesn’t bother me – though I wonder how much Thomas would charge if the rest of the Matchbox was onstage with him.

“Rock” Group 1

Loggins and Messina	70
Rick Springfield	50
KC and the Sunshine Band	35
Blue Oyster Cult	FREE

I guess you can’t put a price on cowbell.

“Rock” Group 2

Counting Crows	85
Pet Shop Boys	75
Heaven and Hell	65
Black Crowes	50

I know Kate Hudson isn’t likely to be in the audience, but has the Black Crowes stock dropped that low?

The Leftovers

Sylvia Browne	75
Hypno-Sterical	22
Real Housewives of New Jersey	20
KISS Tribute Band	15

Really, you didn’t have to be a psychic to see this one coming… but it is sad that the Real Housewives sitting around and yapping is worth more than even a fake Ace Frehley.