May 5, 2010

Completely Made up Stats of the Day

El Shaq

Percentage of adults in Arizona who will find a way to get themselves to a bar today to drink some Corona and have some nachos, simply because it is "Cinco de Mayo" - 75%

Percentage of those adults who are in favor of the state's new Anti-Immigration Law simply because of their belief that America should be home to Americans and that the influx across the border is hurting American culture. - 35%

Percentage of those who recognize the inherent irony - 0%